MORTI MAIL CLUB - ENGLISH EDITION

💌 Welcome to the most exclusive club on this side and beyond the veil: the Morti Mail Club.

As a member, you'll receive a mysterious letter in your mailbox every month—straight from the afterlife! But don't worry: no ghosts, just spectacular content!

You will receive:

🗞️ The Afterlife Gazette – The monthly must-read for the living with a taste for the supernatural and for anyone interested in the afterlife. Bizarre news, dark humor, and a touch of eternity.

📜 A personal letter from Morti – Sometimes charming, sometimes sarcastic, but always heartfelt.

🥠 A message from the “Oracle of Eternity” – Cryptic? Perhaps. Magical? Definitely. Somehow, it always hits the mark... Morti loved fortune cookies during his lifetime. He still eats them regularly in the afterlife, but here they are called “Oracle of Eternity.” Well, the cookie is gone, but the wisdom remains. May it guide you on your way.

🖼️ An exclusive print of an old painting – painted by an artist of times gone by, immortalizing Morti himself. A little piece of immortality for your wall.

🔮 A little surprise that varies every month.

📅 All letters are always sent on the 20th of the month – Morti is an undead gentleman with a penchant for punctuality.

New to this? Then sign up before the 19th to receive the current monthly letter.

(Products may change during your subscription!)

📬 Turn your mailbox into a portal to the afterlife – with style, wit, and a pinch of madness.

Join the club. Morti is waiting.